In honor of Al Gore's Hippie Jamfest...
here is a little quiz:
I scored 58%.
CARPENTERSVILLE, Ill. (AP) - Authorities tracked down a 4-year-old girl who called 911 nearly 300 times last month by offering to deliver McDonald's to her suburban Chicago apartment.
Unbeknownst to her mother, the girl used a deactivated cell phone to call dispatchers 287 times in June—sometimes as often as 20 times a shift. Dispatchers heard the child's voice but could only track the phone's signal to the apartment complex.
"I am very happy for Scooter Libby. I know that this is a great relief to him, his wife and children. While for a long time I have urged a pardon for Scooter, I respect the President's decision. This will allow a good American, who has done a lot for his country, to resume his life."
Shoppers are advised to bring a thermometer to the grocery store. The temperature of the product could change its price.
For example, nuts (including salted nuts) are taxed at the 4 percent rate. But warmed nuts are taxed at 6 percent. The discrimination against peanut shops continues.
Pumpkins are taxed at 4 percent, except for pumpkins that are decorated, which are taxed at 6 percent. The state wants to continue to cash in on the Halloween shopping season.
The taxation of salads is particularly vexing to the state. Salad dressings and mixes are taxed at 4 percent. Salads purchased for resale and repackaged in smaller containers are also safe. Their tax dropped to 4 percent.
Unless they are heated. Or sold with utensils. Or both
Roosevelt did famously well by one measure, the political poll. He flunked by two other meters that we today know are critically important: the unemployment rate and the Dow Jones Industrial Average. In his first inaugural address, Roosevelt spoke of a primary goal: "to put people to work." Unemployment stood at 20% in 1937, five years into the New Deal. As for the Dow, it did not come back to its 1929 level until the 1950s. International factors and monetary errors cannot entirely account for these abysmal showings.