From the "Where are the Parents?" section...

How many 4 year olds do you know have the attention span to do something like this?

CARPENTERSVILLE, Ill. (AP) - Authorities tracked down a 4-year-old girl who called 911 nearly 300 times last month by offering to deliver McDonald's to her suburban Chicago apartment.

Unbeknownst to her mother, the girl used a deactivated cell phone to call dispatchers 287 times in June—sometimes as often as 20 times a shift. Dispatchers heard the child's voice but could only track the phone's signal to the apartment complex.

Hat Tip: Neal's Nuze (radio talkmaster Neal Boortz)